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Well, here’s where I tell you about my coming about. It all started in a tiny village in southwest Asia where my mother gave birth to my sexy self. My mommy knew right from the start that I was a little messed up in the head, so she went on an adventure around Asia to find a nanny to help her out. So she eventually found a little midget Asian woman who began to care for me. I grew up until I was 7 with that strange old midget Asian and then I got so freaked out by her that I ran away from her and started a new life at the ripe young age of 7. I walked to America, crossed the east coast, and was picked up by a homosexual man and his partner from Rhode Island. Then they took care of me for about 5 years. Then they wanted all of us to fly to the lovely state of Ohio together. While the two were making weird love in the airplane bathroom, turbulence became awful and the plane crashed into a large hillside. I got up from the scene and walked away. I was the only survivor, and as you probably have noticed I’m real messed up in my head. Well that’s why. So anyway, I miraculously reunited with my mother and father in Cincinnati, Ohio and found that they had 4 other kids with them. I was so excited to have brothers and sisters. Then I began high school at Elder, where I met my buddy Alex. And we started making videos. You know most of the story.

Everything said here is true. My life is crazy.

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